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Your Usual Horoscope
By Danica Navarro
AQUARIUS (JAN 20-FEB 18)
Since this is your lucky month, you are going to welcome all the good luck that will come to you, but if you don’t share it to others, your just doing good. Why do you have to share it if it was all given to you? You did not pray for it right? Just keep on receiving good lucks.
Lucky color: burgundy
Luck number: -64
PISCES (FEB 19-MARCH 20)
You will feel loneliness inside your heart; try to talk to yourself maybe your other personality will eventually pop up and talks back to you.
Lucky color: indigo with a mixture of purple
Lucky number: What is 40% of 155? That’s your lucky number J
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
You’re going to discover your new talent and that is doing the school projects of others. Why don’t you try to make it as a business? You’re not just helping but you’re also earning.
WARNING: Try not to be gullible, just….
Lucky color: the 8th color of the rainbow, if there’s none then you don’t have a lucky color
Lucky number: the age of your neighbor’s auntie multiply by 6
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
School works will stress you out!! You will find yourself crying in front of your computer screen because of it. But in the end, you will make a status update on Facebook first than doing your works.
LUCKY COLOR: #FFFFFF (if you are desperate to be lucky, try to find out this color code)
Lucky number: Count the stars above, that is your lucky number
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Good news: you will find your first love Bad news: He is the boyfriend of your best friend. Aww!!
Reality: Love is not fair L
LUCKY COLOR: Red (it means war)
Lucky number: the 3rd quarter score of Ginebra in their latest game in PBA
P.S. since you will be broken-heated, your lucky number and color is not enough to help you move on.
LEO (JULY 23-AUGUST 22)
Your friend is actually a traitor, and she likes your boyfriend (clue: her zodiac sign is one month ahead of you. Be a keen observer and try to be sweet with him.
LUCKY COLOR: pinkish blue
LUCKY NUMBER: if f(x) = │(x² – 50)│, what is the value of peso in Spain?
LIBRA (SEPT 23-OCT 22)
You used your sister's new dress. While you are reading this, she is already knocking at your door, full of anger. Start to pray for yourself.
LUCKY COLOR: color of your sister’s dress
LUCKY NUMBER: think of a prime number
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)
There will be a new guy in your school. And in just 3 seconds you will fall in love with him. But after 3 seconds, you will see him kissing another guy.
You will be having a new friend, and her sign is Gemini. You have one thing in common: you're both heartbroken.
LUCKY COLOR: grey
LUCKY NUMBER: add all the numbers in the Swertres lotto.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23-DEC 21)
Try to be different: Take a bath at least more than two times a week, it’s been a month since the last time you washed yourself because of the cold weather (reasons.. tsk!!)
LUCKY COLOR: The lucky color in the year 2004
LUCKY NUMBER: the number of the octopus’ tentacles
CAPRICORN (DEC22-JAN19)
You find yourself staring in front of the computer’s screen, because you can’t think of anything to write about your own horoscope.
Lucky color: just pick a color in the saturn’s ring
Lucky number: the distance between Mars and Uranus minus the radius of the planet Jupiter
Since this is your lucky month, you are going to welcome all the good luck that will come to you, but if you don’t share it to others, your just doing good. Why do you have to share it if it was all given to you? You did not pray for it right? Just keep on receiving good lucks.
Lucky color: burgundy
Luck number: -64
PISCES (FEB 19-MARCH 20)
You will feel loneliness inside your heart; try to talk to yourself maybe your other personality will eventually pop up and talks back to you.
Lucky color: indigo with a mixture of purple
Lucky number: What is 40% of 155? That’s your lucky number J
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
You’re going to discover your new talent and that is doing the school projects of others. Why don’t you try to make it as a business? You’re not just helping but you’re also earning.
WARNING: Try not to be gullible, just….
Lucky color: the 8th color of the rainbow, if there’s none then you don’t have a lucky color
Lucky number: the age of your neighbor’s auntie multiply by 6
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
School works will stress you out!! You will find yourself crying in front of your computer screen because of it. But in the end, you will make a status update on Facebook first than doing your works.
LUCKY COLOR: #FFFFFF (if you are desperate to be lucky, try to find out this color code)
Lucky number: Count the stars above, that is your lucky number
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Good news: you will find your first love Bad news: He is the boyfriend of your best friend. Aww!!
Reality: Love is not fair L
LUCKY COLOR: Red (it means war)
Lucky number: the 3rd quarter score of Ginebra in their latest game in PBA
P.S. since you will be broken-heated, your lucky number and color is not enough to help you move on.
LEO (JULY 23-AUGUST 22)
Your friend is actually a traitor, and she likes your boyfriend (clue: her zodiac sign is one month ahead of you. Be a keen observer and try to be sweet with him.
LUCKY COLOR: pinkish blue
LUCKY NUMBER: if f(x) = │(x² – 50)│, what is the value of peso in Spain?
LIBRA (SEPT 23-OCT 22)
You used your sister's new dress. While you are reading this, she is already knocking at your door, full of anger. Start to pray for yourself.
LUCKY COLOR: color of your sister’s dress
LUCKY NUMBER: think of a prime number
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)
There will be a new guy in your school. And in just 3 seconds you will fall in love with him. But after 3 seconds, you will see him kissing another guy.
You will be having a new friend, and her sign is Gemini. You have one thing in common: you're both heartbroken.
LUCKY COLOR: grey
LUCKY NUMBER: add all the numbers in the Swertres lotto.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23-DEC 21)
Try to be different: Take a bath at least more than two times a week, it’s been a month since the last time you washed yourself because of the cold weather (reasons.. tsk!!)
LUCKY COLOR: The lucky color in the year 2004
LUCKY NUMBER: the number of the octopus’ tentacles
CAPRICORN (DEC22-JAN19)
You find yourself staring in front of the computer’s screen, because you can’t think of anything to write about your own horoscope.
Lucky color: just pick a color in the saturn’s ring
Lucky number: the distance between Mars and Uranus minus the radius of the planet Jupiter